Down & Out Dapper #4

Welcome to the 4th edition of Down and Out Dapper! This series is written by a very stylish male, graphic designer who's here to shed light on what the other sex is currently doing/needing/or just lusting after. Click here to see previous posts.
When Keith contacted me last night about this post, I realized that I had completely lost track of time. Where did the last month go??? Anyways, sit back, relax, and let's see if we can figure out what the men in our lives are really wanting.

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"Hey everybody!"

Man oh MAN!!! has it been raining a lot in the South lately. I'm fix'n to build an arc, I swear. In the mean time, I will just continue to drool and count pennies until I can have some of this lovely rain gear.

Obviously you are gonna need a killer umbrella and what better way to slice through the rain than with this guy:

Ninja Umbrella $28(complete with nylon sheath)

I can't lie to you guys. I have this umbrella. My wife bought it for me... and it's awesome. Yes, I get zealous comments from dungeon masters and magic the gathering nerds. I've never been into either, swearsies, but it's worth it. The umbrella operates smoothly, is sturdy, and big enough for two.

Next stop on the nerd train is the Umbrella Corp. headquarters (think Resident Evil). This simple pattern creates the logo of the sinister conglomerate responsible for flesh-eating zombie breakouts across the globe.

Umbrella Corp Umbrella $15

...and for the pretty ladies reading this: the LIzzy Green Umbrella $48

We've had our fun with umbrellas, now it's time to get dressed. Although, I recommend doing this before you leave the house... unless you are headed over to my place... Most rain coats tend to be roomy and straight up ugly! They look more like workout clothes and the trenches have enough room to fit a shotgun. Which is good for the zombie apocalypse, bad for look'n down and out dapper. I will stick with my canvas or nylon jack under a functioning umbrella, but if your guy must have a proper rain coat take a look at these:

Scotch & Soda. This parka hits a bit past the thigh for ultra protection. nothing like being too safe, eh ladies? It also has a nice silhouette without the extra fluff. AND it's on sale right now!!! $153

I like the motorcycle jacket inspired wrist zippers and collar on this. Banana Republic $200

This one is more my speed: mod, slim, with notes of a trench and moto jacket. $200

I saved my favorites for last. You probably don't know this yet (it has only been 4 posts) but I've got a thing for a nice pair of shoes. I don't know where this lust came from, but the only thing I can do is feed it. And these guys are the main course:

Tretorn Klipperone Boots Leather with rubber soles. $145

I've never seen a man pull off a pair of galoshes with the finesse and playfulness of a lady. So your men should probably avoid them. However, this low pair, also by Tretorn, may be the exception.

Tretorn Strala $64

I feel like this boot is a clash between military and punk, and I LIKE it! Bed Stu Rye Boot $135

Since it is October and Halloween is around the corner - I wanted to leave you all with a little gift.

"Zombie Glamour Shots also available in Wallet Size" - Keith P. Rein

I recently found my oldest sister's Glamour Shots photo from nearly 2 decades ago. Being the loving brother I am, I created this digital illustration of her as a zombie and offer it to you guys as a holiday iphone wallpaper.

Not into zombies that much, but love Halloween? Here is the pattern I made as the background. Saw blades, shotguns, and blood, OH my!

Happy Halloween!!!

-k
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Thanks Keith for another great post! Here's the Down and Out team enjoying a beer and talking about all things stylish (bahahah, or not).