Dear Linda & Harriett,
Let me begin by saying the name of your company is pretty cute. I've always liked people names for other things like dogs and fish and inanimate objects. I ran across your company recently (can't remember where) and I have to say, it's almost as though I don't believe my internet browser. Not only do you carry stinking cute paper products like these gift tags...
and these really sweet notepads (can a girl ever have enough notepads?)
and these ridiculously cheeky pig Christmas cards that I'm pretty sure I can't NOT get and send to EVERYONE...
but you even have these paper brooches that would be the bees knees on my winter coat.
How am I supposed to be a financially conscious individual when I want to purchase everything on your site? Granted, your prices are reasonable, but reasonable isn't enough when I know I can't just stick to buying just one thing. It's sort of like, if I can't have all of you, it's too painful just to have a little. Call me greedy.